kayw666

About Me

I am Kay. I am twenteen and one. I talk a lot of crap. I like orange lolly-ices. I enjoy Lost and hate people who do not. I work at Tesco. I need more than one holiday a year please. I thouroughly appreciate Sponge Bob Square Pants in every single way. I spend too much money on unnecessary things. I am divorced. Several times. I like it this way. I love Jake even though he is a green bitch. I am quite partial to cockney accents. I like adventures and obsessions. I can visit the same place on several consecutive evenings and not tire of it. I hate needing a wee. I love films and music. I do not appreciate early mornings. Wodka gets me more dead than vodka. I do not respond well to nagging and being told what to do. I can't stand having cramp, but it's funny when someone else has it. I am ghey on Tuesdays and Saturdays only. I like shiny things. I absolutely hate people who write like they are texting - NO, YOU ARE ON THE INTERNET - morons. I like to be a camera carrier and try not to miss a moment! I am a quavers and wotsit addict. I can be a bit too honest when I am drunk! I think the number 18 is luckier than 7. Smoking is big and clever. I bum sleep. I look at buildings alot. End.

My Interests

The consumption of various alcoholic beverages until I physically incapable of walking, talking or seeing., Dressing up/Cross dressing/Looking fucking stupid., Being a general pervert and madhead., Breathing.

Music

All sorts. I bum lots of bands and artists. I am not resigned to listening to one specific genre. If it sounds good, I will download it., The Arctic Monkeys., Yummy Bingham., Newton Faulkner., The Foo Fighters., Usher., Carrie Underwood., The Wombats., REM., Queen., Britney Spears (after she shaved her head), The Clash., High School Musical Music., Hairspray Music., Eminem., T.I., Timbaland., Damien Rice., Johnny Cash., KT Tunstall., Elvis Presley., The Fratellis., Girls Aloud., Kano., The Sugababes., Kate Nash., Kanye West., The Streets., The Klaxxons., The Magic Numbers., Michael Buble., Rihanna., Nirvarna., Oasis., Ne-Yo., Ray Quinn., Red Hot Chilli Peppers., I fucking HATE Cascada and hope she loses her fucking voice permanantly. Or dies.

Movies

Walk The Line., Fight Club., 300., School Of Rock., High School Musical., Mean Girls., Behind Enemy Lines., The Waterboy., Hairspray., Saving Private Ryan., Grease., Spongebob Squarepants., Ferris Beullers Day off., The Little Mermaid., Borat., Dude, Where's My Car?., Elf., Blade., Kevin and Perry Go Large., Big., Her Costly Affair., Kindergarten Cop., Finding Nemo., American Gangster., Cruel Intentions., Pirates Of the Caribbean., Bratz The Movie., Ace Ventura, Pet Detective., American Psycho., Sin City., Nanny McPhee., The Life Of Brian., Stuck On You., Anchor Man., Saw., Running Scared., Gladiator., Beavis and Buthead Do America.

Television

Clearly, I bum LOST. I would die without it. I hate Virgin Media as I am forced to rely on other people to tape the programme I love. GAY., Hollyoaks on Sunday mornings., Come Dine With Me., Catherine Tate., Little Britain., Dispatches., Keith Lemons Really Amazing World Tour., Sexcetera., Benidorm., Scrubs., King of Queens., Drake And Josh., Spongebob Squarepants., 8 Simple Rules., Two And A Half Men., Shameless., Friends., Arthur.

Books

Anything factual. I cannot be bothered with fantasy and romance novels like real girls. YAWN., I like books about my main man Henry VILL.